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Whether you're shopping for your best friend, your partner, or that sibling who chuckles at their own inevitable demise, this one is guaranteed to earn a smirk (or at least an eye-roll).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🖤 100% natural soy wax blend\u003cbr\u003e\n🖤 Clean-burning cotton wick\u003cbr\u003e\n🖤 Vegan, non-toxic, and phthalate-free\u003cbr\u003e\n🖤 Reusable jar\u003cbr\u003e\n🖤 Assembled in the USA\u003cbr\u003e\n🖤 Available in multiple scents or unscented\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGift it with a bottle of wine, a black balloon, or just the comfort of your continued presence. You know... while that lasts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e***ABOUT THIS PRODUCT***\u003cbr\u003e\nTransform your space with our exquisite scented candles. Each candle is a journey, filling your home with captivating aromas that evoke warmth and tranquility. Whether you're winding down after a long day or setting a cozy atmosphere for gatherings, our candles help create the perfect vibe. Ideal for those who appreciate natural, eco-friendly products, these candles cater to the wellness and home decor markets. Perfect for gifting on special occasions like birthdays, housewarmings, and the holiday season, they bring a touch of elegance to any room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e\n- Burn within sight. Keep away from flammables. Keep away from children and pets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e***PROCESSING AND SHIPPING TIMES***\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTo produce and ship orders usually takes me about 2 business days. Delivery time within the US takes about 2 - 5 business days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e***ABOUT MY ETSY SHOP***\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe’re a small one-man business dedicated to pleasing customers by exceeding their expectations. I design each product with passion and a serious attention to detail. 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