Breakup Candle – Funny Divorce Gift for Her – Separation Gift for Friend – Self-Care Candle – Empowering Heartbreak Humor
Breakups suck, but at least you have more closet space and one less man-child to babysit.
“Congratulations! His Lame Bitch Ass Isn’t Your Problem Anymore” is the ultimate breakup candle for reclaiming your peace, space, and self-respect. Whether you’re recovering from a situationship or celebrating the end of an ill-fated marriage, this candle is here to remind you that it’s over, and that’s a GOOD thing.
Perfect as a self-gift or care package for your newly single friend, it’s a blend of emotional support and spicy satisfaction. Light it up, take a breath, and raise a glass to never dealing with his shit ever again.
🖤 100% natural soy wax blend
🖤 Clean-burning cotton wick
🖤 Vegan, non-toxic, and phthalate-free
🖤 Reusable jar
🖤 Assembled in the USA
🖤 Available in multiple scents or unscented
Perfect for breakups, divorces, and finally cutting loose that emotionally unavailable loser. Bye, bitch!
***ABOUT THIS PRODUCT***
Transform your space with our exquisite scented candles. Each candle is a journey, filling your home with captivating aromas that evoke warmth and tranquility. Whether you're winding down after a long day or setting a cozy atmosphere for gatherings, our candles help create the perfect vibe. Ideal for those who appreciate natural, eco-friendly products, these candles cater to the wellness and home decor markets. Perfect for gifting on special occasions like birthdays, housewarmings, and the holiday season, they bring a touch of elegance to any room.
Care instructions
- Burn within sight. Keep away from flammables. Keep away from children and pets.
***PROCESSING AND SHIPPING TIMES***
To produce and ship orders usually takes me about 2 business days. Delivery time within the US takes about 2 - 5 business days.
***ABOUT MY ETSY SHOP***
We’re a small one-man business dedicated to pleasing customers by exceeding their expectations. I design each product with passion and a serious attention to detail. Our goal is to run a successful Etsy shop while sharing our passion and unique artwork with the world! :)
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-Jean of Color My Life