Funny Breakup Candle, Hilarious Gift for Friend, Sassy Divorce Gift for Her, Self-Care Humor, This Candle Will Last Longer Than Your Ex
Breakups suck — but at least this candle performs better than your ex did.
“This Candle Will Last Longer Than Your Ex in Bed” is the perfect self-care gift for freshly single queens, heartbroken baddies, and anyone who just got done wasting their time. Whether you’re shopping for a newly dumped bestie or treating yourself post-clown, this flame brings the heat (and smells better too).
Long-lasting, emotionally supportive, and fully capable of lighting up your life without ghosting afterward. Poured into a sleek amber jar with a minimalist label and maximum attitude. Light it up. Let it burn. Feel better.
🖤 100% natural soy wax blend
🖤 Clean-burning cotton wick
🖤 Vegan, non-toxic, and phthalate-free
🖤 Reusable jar
🖤 Assembled in the USA
🖤 Available in multiple scents or unscented
Perfect for breakups, divorces, and forgetting about that emotionally unavailable loser.
***ABOUT THIS PRODUCT***
Transform your space with our exquisite scented candles. Each candle is a journey, filling your home with captivating aromas that evoke warmth and tranquility. Whether you're winding down after a long day or setting a cozy atmosphere for gatherings, our candles help create the perfect vibe. Ideal for those who appreciate natural, eco-friendly products, these candles cater to the wellness and home decor markets. Perfect for gifting on special occasions like birthdays, housewarmings, and the holiday season, they bring a touch of elegance to any room.
Care instructions
- Burn within sight. Keep away from flammables. Keep away from children and pets.
***PROCESSING AND SHIPPING TIMES***
To produce and ship orders usually takes me about 2 business days. Delivery time within the US takes about 2 - 5 business days.
***ABOUT MY ETSY SHOP***
We’re a small one-man business dedicated to pleasing customers by exceeding their expectations. I design each product with passion and a serious attention to detail. Our goal is to run a successful Etsy shop while sharing our passion and unique artwork with the world! :)
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-Jean of Color My Life